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The Ultimate Marijuana Farm Security System: Bears
Perimeter fences are hard to maintain. Security cameras are expensive these days. Armed guards can be bought. Yep, it looks like there’s really only one way to reliably protect your marijuana farm these days: lazy bears.gizmodo.com
A Guide to Your Local Mall (Post Marijuana Legalization)
When I roll out of bed in the morning, it’s into a big, fluffy pile of pot leaves. Then I laugh and laugh, because my bed IS a big pile of pot leaves, which can only mean I fell asleep in the hash-hammock again! Then I go and shower all of the hash sti…
DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All The Drugs In Mexico
The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.www.theonion.com
The US Army’s Weed Weapon: A Paranoid But True Conspiracy
Marijuana: The drug of choice for dudes that want to chill, mellow out, relax or just, y’know, hang. So it might be a little surprising to learn that, long before the hippies launched (or at least hackey-ed) pot into the collective consciousness, it was being heavily advocated by the military. For use as a weapon.
Canada: Tories Want Mandatory Minimums For 5 Pot Plants
Canada’s Tories are trying to revive a bill that would impose tough mandatory minimum sentences on people convicted of growing small numbers of marijuana plants. The legislation will revive a controversial provision — a mandatory six-month sentence for people convicted of growing as few as five plants.
Cops: DUI Chase Leads To Gwinnett Marijuana Grow House
When fleeing from police to avoid getting a DUI, your marijuana grow house is probably not the best choice for a hiding place.
Fake Pot That Acts Real Stymies Law Enforcement
There may be nothing like the real thing, but some industrious marijuana users have seized on an obscure but easily accessible substance that mimics the drug’s effects on the brain. I’m very interested on its effects… it sounds like a great loophole.
Master Debaters: Pot vs Meth – Super News
Marijuana and Methamphetamine go head to head in a battle royal for your consciousness.
Bong the Ripper
Sebastian is smoking too many marijuana cigarettes. But when his friends try to intervene, something terrible happens!
Should We Legalize The Good Sht, Man? – Patton Lee Beaugus -
Recent changes in medical marijuana policies have renewed interest in making pot legal, or at the very least, decriminalizing it. Like far out!
7 Foot Pot Plant Growing in plain site and no one notices !!
In Provo Utah (Mormon Central) no less hundreds of cars drove by each day this over 7 foot tall Marijuana plant. No one said a word but someone was watering it !!!! They have removed the plant sadly and most passers by thought it was just a big green bush.
Firefighter inhales cannibus while putting out fire.
The cannabis smoke slowly hits this firefighter while he gets interviewed. Officials unintentionally smoking marijuana are extremely funny
Marijuana Isn’t A Gateway Drug
Posted by admin in Comedy on September 28, 2009
Humorous commentary on series of comments left on a blog that published an article describing a study that claimed Marijuana isn’t a gateway drug.
blog, gateway drug, humorous commentary
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